More about Weddings

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.”
                                                                   Daughter:  “So, L – – – , what are your ushers wearing?”
 
Future son-in-law:  “ummmm….well…. I told them to wear whatever they want.”
(Mother and daughter exchange concerned looks.  Dad keeps reading the news.)
Daughter (bravely tries again): “well, what color ties are they going to wear?”
(obviously thinking  what color corsages we need to order…)
Future Son-in-Law: “Ties?”
   : )          : )       : )
Happy Stitching,
Theresa
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About Theresa

I live in an old farmhouse in upstate New York (no, *not* the big city!) in the country with my family, two dogs, two calves, and two horses. I love to cross stitch, quilt, read, and look at needlework blogs :) and I love coffee *and* tea!
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